Sunday Sundries--A Pocketful of Snark

Now, in my "Real Life" job, I do technical support on the phone. I have to be very careful with my voice tone, because people can't see if I'm joking or being sarcastic. A guy I used to know drew up a sign that he held up to let everyone know he was joking, his sense of humor was so dry. While I'm not that bad, it was very easy to quickly find a bunch of things that were a celebration of snark.

Please. Just asking for you to cut me some slack.

True more often than not.

Sad, but true. I gave those traits to one of my characters. Unfortunately, some of my filters get dislodged when I'm tired or under stress.

Definitely good.

 

Just asking, because it may come out without warning.

Really? We had to do this?

For the opposite extreme, the smarties.

But sometime I have to just sit back and chill.

Most of my friends share my skewed view of life too.

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing....

Sorry couldn't get this bigger, but I liked it.

But, this is something Elizabeth would definitely say.

Basic advice for a Sunday. That's really it, isn't it? To be able to make a humorous comment without really cutting to the bone? Have a great week everybody!