Warning! Not for the easily offended....
My mama was fierce. As I get older, I find I'm more and more like her and that scares me. She wasn't afraid of dropping the F bomb for shock value and admitted to me that she knew exactly when I was conceived and proceeded to tell me. Ewww at any age.
So, here are a few things that would have made Mom laugh:
An unfortunate choice of fonts, huh?
Alrighty, then.
Mom would have laughed so hard at this sign.
In my job doing tech support, I have to call on all of my patience and politeness when people are using technology that, um, they're not capable of understanding.
This photo was titled "Consequences." Mom admitted they were really lucky I didn't have more brothers and sisters. Double Ewwww.
Silly fun.
Unfortunately, true.
Mom would have loved this one too, showing it to all of her friends.
We had tons of books around and I was blessed that I was read to all the time. I can see this on her shelf, next to
Go the Fuck to Sleep.
Finally, Mom had both breasts removed at age 75. I really admired her bravery. This is something I would have stitched and framed for her if Subversive Cross-Stitch had been designing when she went through her surgery:
Y'all have a great week, okay!
Oh No! Not my Sainted Mommy. Snick. Yes, She wasn't afraid to say stuff. Miner stuff, Wasn't told when I went back to school. That evening was her surgery. I miss her.
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Good stuff, Julee. Your mom was the greatest. She always made me feel so welcome. Thanks for the laughs. I needed a few today!
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